EVERYBODY! TAKE A DEEP BREATH!

For Sale: Giant abyss to nowhere with spectacular black hole views. $0 down. Available for immediate occupancy. Buyer to verify all contingencies with appropriate governing body prior to writing offer. Buyer agrees to waive all vertigo and depth crushing pressure claims. Motivated Seller. Hurry won’t last

 OK, so I haven’t been able to sell this listing yet! Not that there aren’t a busload of individuals who I’d like to see on board leaving this earth…did I say earth, I meant town.

I’m not old enough to have lived through the Great Depression, (what was so great about it?) I am however old enough to understand that this is going to be “one bumpy ride”. But that ride will end, not with a bang but with a glimmer. The proverbial light at the end of the tunnel, or heaven; take your pick. I prefer to believe that eventually the dust will settle, the sun will rise and I will be spending my Sunday afternoons hosting an Open House.

EVERYBODY! TAKE A DEEP BREATH!  Life is a blessing and nothing is more important than that I feel good. I do! So should you. OK, you can exhale now!